A friend of mine posted this on Facebook. It made me chuckle (especially since I’m not a morning person and am one of those who hits the snooze button) so I thought I’d post it for others to see.
AMAZINGLY SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES (That really work!)
1. Avoid cutting yourself when slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold the vegetables while you slice.
2. A mouse trap placed on top of your alarm clock will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button.
3. You only need 2 tools in life – WD-40 and Duct Tape. If it doesn’t move and should, use the WD-40. If it shouldn’t move and does, use the Duct Tape.
4. If you can’t fix it with a hammer, you’ve got an electrical problem.